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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  1. Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  2. Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  3. Bisexual Person: I like both!
  4. Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  5. Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  6. Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
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kasabian-empire:

NME’s review of Eez-Eh

(Source: nme.com)

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karadin:

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

Mark ships Science Bros so hard

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poppyfieldmouse:

Remember when. Loved his hair like this

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the-mighty-hair-of-noel-fielding:

I’d give everything to see him dancing on that pole GODDAMMIT

the-mighty-hair-of-noel-fielding:

I’d give everything to see him dancing on that pole GODDAMMIT

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tyleroakley:

"Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd?"

(Source: tyleroakley)

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e-slob:

classic ayoade

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benedictsolo:

BENEDICT OR SHERLOCK I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

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northfalls:

On what it was like shooting the purple wedding: ”All of us girls are sitting there, because it’s so hot in Dubrovnik in Croatia in the summer. So we’re all sitting with our skirts up around our necks, you know, playing scrabble. It’s very glamorous” — Natalie Dormer on Late Night with Seth Meyers (x)